i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

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If you touch my butt while we kiss then you win at life

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*phone rings*
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

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i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

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